1. Rihanna
Rivers on Rihanna's 2012 Grammys dress. And then, as if that weren't already bad enough, she added, "Rihanna could make a full body cast look sexy. And, if she keeps dating Chris Brown, she might."
2. Heidi Klum
Rivers (who was Jewish) made this tasteless joke about Heidi Klum's 2013 Oscars viewing party dress. She later apologized.
3. Elsa Pataky
"The last thing I wanna do is rip on a pregnant woman," said co-host George Kotsiopoulos, "but it's a horrible dress on her." Pataky was three weeks away to giving birth to twin boys; people were outraged.
4. Cate Blanchett
Rivers on the backless Givenchy gown Cate Blanchett wore to The Hobbit premiere.
5. AnnaSophia Robb
The first of two bad, bad, very bad rape jokes from Rivers, critiquing a look AnnaSophia wore to a Diane von Furstenberg fashion show in 2012.
6. Chloë Sevigny
And the second; Rivers on a look Chloë Sevigny wore to a fashion show also in 2012.
7. Lorde
A tasteless take on androgyny from Kathy Griffin on her Fashion Police debut. Remember, she also said Amal Alamuddin-Clooney's elbow-length evening gloves also reminded her of a porno.
8. Amanda Seyfried
Rivers on Amanda Seyfried's flamenco Balenciaga look, worn to a Les Miserables premiere in 2012. Making things a bit more personal, she added, "Amanda's eyes are so far apart that when she cries she cries down her back. It's an asset in a way; she can wipe her ass without turning her head."
9. Kim Kardashian
If you forgot what Kim Kardashian looked like before she practically hired Kanye West as her stylist, well, feast your eyes and see what Rivers had to say on her dress for the 2012 MTV European Music Awards. Wait for it, there's another Holocaust punch line coming: " It's just nice to see a train rolling through Frankfurt," Rivers continued, "that's not on it's way to Auschwitz."
Oh, and on another Kardashian occasion, Rivers veered from fashion critic to slut-shamer, saying of Kim, "She really is pregnant. I saw the sonogram of her womb ... It looks just like MC Hammer's house: There was no furniture and it looked like a lot of people have partied in there."
10. Katy Perry
And Rivers on a casual Katy Perry vacation look, because the Fashion Police are extra vigilant (and extra mean) when you're caught out on a beach in Hawaii?
2. Heidi Klum
3. Elsa Pataky
"The last thing I wanna do is rip on a pregnant woman," said co-host George Kotsiopoulos, "but it's a horrible dress on her." Pataky was three weeks away to giving birth to twin boys; people were outraged.Rivers on the backless Givenchy gown Cate Blanchett wore to The Hobbit premiere.The first of two bad, bad, very bad rape jokes from Rivers, critiquing a look AnnaSophia wore to a Diane von Furstenberg fashion show in 2012.And the second; Rivers on a look Chloë Sevigny wore to a fashion show also in 2012. 8. Amanda Seyfried
9. Kim Kardashian
Oh, and on another Kardashian occasion, Rivers veered from fashion critic to slut-shamer, saying of Kim, "She really is pregnant. I saw the sonogram of her womb ... It looks just like MC Hammer's house: There was no furniture and it looked like a lot of people have partied in there."
10. Katy Perry
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