SUPER CREEPY: BURGLAR TAKES OFF CLOTHES, CLIMBS INTO BED WITH COUPLE AND KISSES THEM (PHOTO)

A couple in Portland, Oregon, all jumped out of their pants, if they had any on, on Thursday morning when a burglar climbed into their bed without his clothes on and gave one of them a fat kiss. 

KATU reports ​Richard Dean Defeudis, 32, broke into the home and started stealing some of their belongings. (Defeudis reportedly didn't know the couple whose home he broke into.) Then, for some unknown reason, he decided this would be a good time to strip and climb into bed with the owners of the home. I guess seeing them cosy up got his juice running. Lol.

 The police said the man who owned the home woke up startled when Defeudis started kissing him. The man grabbed a handgun he owns and began to chase the burglar. The burglar put on his pants while running from the man, who fired three shots at him. Police say Defeudis was not struck by the bullets. 

A neighbor said she heard screaming coming from the home before the gunfire. Police eventually caught up with Defeudis at a vacant home a block away.​ KATU reports the burglar was taken to a local hospital for examination and later booked into jail for charges including first-degree sex abuse and burglary. He is due in court ​Oct. 23.