Wonders will never seize to end!
So a man was arrested and detained after he was caught having sex with a donkey. But guess what, he said "she" wasn't a donkey.
He told a court that he paid a woman for sex, but she somehow turned into a donkey. The 28-year-old Sunday Moyo from Mandava, Zvishavane, Zimbabwe, was arrested after being accused of bestiality.
A police officer on routine patrol had caught Moyo performing the sexual act on the animal inside his yard at about 4:00 a.m. on a Sunday morning. If the donkey was the harlot he is claiming she is, how is it that they had it in someone's back yard??
This excuse isn't even up for consideration. The donkey had been tied and was unable to escape the abuse.
In court, Moyo admitted committing the crime, but told the judge a story that got everyone in court laughing. He said that he did not realize he was having sex with the donkey until the officer stopped him.
He said “I had hired a prostitute at DownTown night club and paid her ZAR220 ($20) for her services. I do not know how she became a donkey."
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