MEET 'PRICASSO' - THE ARTIST WHO PAINTS WITH HIS PEN!S,TEST!CLE AND A*S

Talent indeed comes from all arts and parts, but one painter is particularly making the most of his talented member - as the world's best PEN!S artist. A strange title you might say but it ia well deserving. 

The British-born star of adult performance art who has dubbed himself 'Pricasso' uses his old chap to produce artworks while dressed in just a pink top hat, bowtie and skin. Tim Patch is the only artist in the world to paint exclusively with his pen!s testicles, and butt*cks, and will be making his first UK appearance at the upcoming Sexpo UK at the Olympia London from November 13-15.

After his divorce, Pricasso says, the idea of using his private parts for art just popped into his head and for the last 10 years, he has performed at Sexpo Australia. Pricasso paints with his penis using water based and non-toxic paints. 

Pricasso describes himself as a performance artist and visitors are invited to watch him paint stroke-by-stroke live at his stand at Sexpo UK. The event, labelled as a sexually inclusive health and lifestyle exhibition, is the only place in the UK where guests can meet the man behind the member and get their hands on their very own penis portraiture.

UK Managing Director, Lee Schofield said: “We’re super excited to be welcoming such a talented and unique artist who will be travelling all the way from Australia to perform at SexpoUK.“There are no other artists in the world like Pricasso and even I’m suffering from a very serious case of penis envy right now." 

At least Schofield has got something he can actually practice with. I got nothing.