Weddings happen every week and there always a tale or two to tell from the guests who attended it especially those whose main aim is not entirely to witness the celebration of love.
1. The ones who will dress and snap as if their lives depend on it. They will keep disturbing photographers here and there. Taking pictures with their phones, instagram will get no chill.
2. The ones who will taste the food and squeeze their faces as if they just tasted yoyo bitters. Meaning the food is not delicious. Like they can make something better.
3. The ones who will take time to dress even more than the bride. They would makeup so good, it would look like a makeup contest occasion.
4. The ones who are desperate to catch flowers (bouquet). They believe so much that if they do, they may just be the next in line to marry.
5. The ones who will keep going in and out of the church/reception hall just because they want to flaunt their attires. The show off ladies.
6. The ones who will keep looking if the handbag of other ladies matches with their clothes. The competitors.
7. The ones who will tell their friends sitting next to them that the wedding wasn’t planned properly and that the decorations wasn’t good enough. The jealousy.
8. The ones who are there to form tushh babes. let’s rise up for prayers, they will not stand up; let’s give the couples a standing ovation, they will not stand up.. Oya let us toast, the glass would suddenly feel too heavy.
9. The ones who will pay little or not attention to the event, they will be busy uploading pictures and changing their PMs.
10. The ones who will be looking in excitement as if they should fix their own wedding date the next Saturday and get married.
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