Lady Gaga's Birthday Outfit Is Something Else

Outrageous!! I wonder if Lady Gaga — happy 28th, btw!! — ever gets tired of being SO TOTALLY IN YOUR FACE? 

Maybe her next form of rebellion will just be wearing skinny jeans and a simple cardigan and going to see the 4:30pm showing of the new Muppets movie at the Glendale galleria? 

Like, I just want to see her in a pair of black slacks and a pullover while driving her sensible sedan through downtown Omaha. I'd like to put her in a bridesmaids dress from David's Bridal and take her to a wedding in Jersey. Or dress her in an old 5K t-shirt and velour sweatpants and go eat at an Applebees in Poughkeepsie.

That shit would be truly truly truly outrageous.

But also: Thanks for keeping shit interesting(-ish), Gaga. I know you are trying SO HARD, and girl, we appreciate you. We see you.