In a location called Prescott Valley, Arizona, a 39-year old guy named Cameron Frank Read, perhaps angry after having just watched Apollo 13 or Transformers: Dark of the Moon, apparently decided to reenact the miniseries From The Earth to the Moon, only switching out lunar modules with bullets.
No word yet on whether the Moon suffered any critical damage in this blatant attack by Earthlings but I promise to keep you posted on the moon's well being.
Cameron's girlfriend called police after he started firing his handgun into the sky and taking aim at Earth's natural satellite.
The officers had to take Cameron by force after he resisted arrest and caused damage to his residence. It was at that point that Cameron admitted to trying to shoot for the moon (not any mere mortal), and that he had smoked pot earlier.
He was booked for one count of unlawful discharge of a firearm, one count of resisting arrest, two counts of disorderly conduct, two counts of endangerment, and misdemeanor criminal damage.
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